thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(Source: butohsehun)

whitegirlsaintshit:

illumahottie:

THIS DAD IS GETTIN HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

YES PAPI! FUCK EM UP IN THE ARIZONA SHORTS AND THE ASICS!!!!!!

(Source: jenjerbread)

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image