COLLISION REPORTS: The following are some classics that have been collected and published from actual collisions.
The first time I saw the old man was when he bounced off the hood of my car.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of it’s intentions.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed though my windshield into my wife’s face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had a collision.
The indirect cause of this collision was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as I left the road. I was found by some stray cows.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the collision.
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicles.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a skull fracture.
Tiny people left in the streets - I’d love to meet some of them
Holy fak, thats the sheezy.