January 2012
December 2011
Me meeting Drake.
Me: Hey, would you sign this please?
Drake: Sure
Drake: Wait, what is this?
Me: A marriage certificate.
Drake: But... I... What?
Me: Too late, hubby.
How many books can I read in one night at work?
No fuck you!
Write drunk, edit sober.
– Ernest Hemingway
Reblog if you are straight edge. I want to follow...
jonxmack:
yeah sure go nuts