July 2011
Most literal game of apples to apples ever. It is...
Youngsters man…
dddanica asked: Haaaaappy birthday :)
orgyyporgyy asked: Happy birthday queefer <3 <3
June 2011
theredwolfx asked: Happy birthday!
deandrugh asked: Happy birthday, sibling!
rmjpowers-deactivated20110723 asked: happy birthday you beautiful specimen.
<3
Have the best day ever!
<3
Have the best day ever!
ignoranceischris asked: you love it, hooker!
wildmancometh-deactivated201210 asked: i know its almost your birthday, but i need to tell you something. call me soon.
Mallory takes first place, but gets a deduction...
One hour ladies and gentleman
birthday
Dear chris,
You did not prepare me for the emotional strain skins would put me through, and I’m upset.
How charming can I be? Pretty goddamn. Just...
I officially have the best room ever.
theredwolfx:
People get mad when I don’t text back.
I SUCK at texting.
Yeah you do.
Tomorrow is my birthday!
buryme-marryme:
ohshitkiefer reblogged your photo: I played a couple matches over skype to get a feel…
You know they make free mtg programs…anyone a lot simpler than skype.
Not for Mac unfortunately. ☹
Apprentice doesn’t have a mac option? shitty
jamonham:
wild-rumpus:
It would be nice to be someones first choice, for once. Not your back up plan. Not who youll be talking to until you get something better, that you really wanted. Not someone you just talk to for an ego boost. Itd be nice if I was the girl someone was looking for.
this, this, 100 times this!
I wanna be the knight in rusty ass armor someone has been waiting for.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
nerdycouture:
jesthenoir:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.