Stretching my ears to 3/4 right now.
So no pictures of me until my hair and facial hair...
With a fat face.
I just shaved with a razor for the first time in...
Two answers I got?
Fight harder: good Pee and rape everyone: great?
I feel like I'm going to end up the second choice,...
But this time I put myself in the situation. What should I do everyone? Quit while I’m ahead and not have the chance to be with her, or wait and hope for the slim chance?
Number 1. She has the most gorgeous brown eyes...
helm-of-awe asked: Probably why you're an ass man eh?
helm-of-awe asked: Tits or ass kiefer, tits or ass
Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets put in...
At the fair.
The zipper ride broke my junk
Anonymous asked: I don't think you should be afraid to publish something. I'm sure you're an amazing writer. Just jump in, take a risk. If we all waited until we were ready and we weren't scared, the human race would end.
dominafortuna asked: can we date already? oh we can? okay cool. awesome. we're dating.