“We oppose the teaching of higher order thinking skills, critical thinking skills and similar programs…[which] have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.”
Papa:That squash that you just come and got is the last you're gettin'.
Dad:What the fuck?
Papa:I was down there in the garden pickin' shit and moved over some leaves. There sat a pygmy rattler, ready to fuckin' strike. I pulled a cucumber from the vine and chucked it at his ass. Hit 'em square in the face. Then I beat him to death with that cucumber, so I'm burnin' that whole goddamn thing to the ground.