July 2012
Dear everyone
It is my 23 birthday. Act accordingly.
June 2012
a thousand lights: 2012 REPUBLICAN PARTY OF TEXAS PLATFORM →
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“We oppose the teaching of higher order thinking skills, critical thinking skills and similar programs…[which] have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.”
If you can stomach…
I’m moving to Texas
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WARNING If you get sent a link saying “click here to watch the new Twilight trailer”, don’t click it! The link is to the new Twilight trailer.
The Farm is being cancelled.
- Papa: That squash that you just come and got is the last you're gettin'.
- Dad: What the fuck?
- Papa: I was down there in the garden pickin' shit and moved over some leaves. There sat a pygmy rattler, ready to fuckin' strike. I pulled a cucumber from the vine and chucked it at his ass. Hit 'em square in the face. Then I beat him to death with that cucumber, so I'm burnin' that whole goddamn thing to the ground.
- Dad: Keep the tomatoes.
- Papa: I'll keep the tomatoes.
THEY WERE SO FUCKING GOOD. I ALMOST DIED. ALMOST.
I hate you I hate you I hate you. AND I WANTED THAT SHIRT
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